A Visit from the President
 

A Visit from the President

The President was paying a visit to a nursing home. As he
walks in, he greets one of the residents. She asks, "What is
your name?"

Taken aback, he says, "You don't know my name?"

She responds, "Honey," (she's a very sweet woman), "If you
don't know your name, just go over to the second desk over
there and they will tell you." :281: