Exercise Machine
 

Exercise Machine

My husband bought an exercise machine to help him
shed a few pounds. He set it up in the basement but
didn’t use it much, so he moved it to the bedroom.
It gathered dust there, too, so he put it in the
living room.
Weeks later I asked how it was going.
"I was right," he said. "I do get more exercise now.
Every time I close the drapes, I have to walk around
the machine." :1: